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Ellsworth Toohey
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By that one guy in every forum, yes.

Disassemble… dead? Disassemble! Dead!

Castlevania 1 and 2 were excellent but that's where I stopped. The second one is an all-time favorite. Unfortunately you can't finish it without tips from an 80s magazine but don't worry about that… just crouch next to the lake for a while with the diamond as your second weapon.

Recent horror hits? Recent horror shits.

There's a 2 minute version of it in a very recent very similar article here.

A two foot rope that won't go down. You end up having to break it apart with the plunger.

I liked House. It did not scream "here's a great new voice in horror films" but it wasn't boring. I find most modern horror kinda boring.

How many generations could simultaneously reboot two generations worth of material? Birth of a Nation makes three! We're kicking ass.

I have no problem admitting the Baby Boomers produced better pop culture, on the whole. Gen X has a few brilliant high notes to go with a ton of miserable garbage.

I like both but I prefer Carpenter.

But didn't we just have this conversation a few days ago?

Guess what buddy… sounds like bullshit.

Angelson was really good in Backstrom. I'd never heard of her before that.

I liked one Rob Zombie movie, the one with DOCTOR SATAN DOCTOR SATAN. Can't remember the name of it. Saw it with a group of friends, said I liked it, and absolutely nobody agreed. They all wondered what my problem was.

AC/DC or GTFO

I don't get the wholesome thing either, unless they're comparing it with Rambo. But it's hardly unthinkable for Reagan's America to embrace a blond bumpkin lording over street punks.

It's not a reality show, it's more of a throwback magazine type of show. There are reality show elements, like when they have contests between the hosts. My favorite was "here's $1000, buy a car in Miami that will make it to New Orleans."

Also John Oates.

Sports Car Club of America has a Miata-only racing league.

My favorite is the daytime town theme from Simon's Quest. I still hum that and "Vampire Killer" sometimes. I also loved the ending theme from Simon's Quest. Great idea for an article!