It's a Chinese word, hard to render in English.

Other than water and air, it's hard to think of anything with more universal appeal. Sex is already covered here so I'm not counting that.

Ever heard of Tinder?

This is subversive? Oh, I see, because gender. Wait… no. That's not what subversive means. I can guarantee you these artists were judged on looks throughout their lifetimes, just like everyone else is, and was, and always will be.

Drugs.

True, but it continues. I graduated law school in the midst of the crash. All the hot people immediately got lucrative jobs. I'm older with a gut so… freelance. Since then I've done some temp work at the big-money firms, and sure enough, all their associates look like underwear models. I'm sure that helps with…

Come on now… attractive people who are conceivable partners for the majority of their peers never become popular.

They're all dressed like Barb. I guess that means they're nerdy outcasts.

Madness. The day when the band you're in starts playing different tunes.

"On land you command, but at sea it is me!"

I require solitude to poop.

It's really super!

WANTED: Drummer who writes lyrics. Dungeons & Dragons experience helpful but not required.

Car $100, rent $200? Those were the days.

-Agreed
-OK
-What exactly would the requirements be?

His behavior will get Hillary elected and return her husband to the White House, two things I never thought possible.

Up is down, down is up, freedom is slavery.

The media may be liberal but their bosses aren't.

"I said shut the goddamned door!"

Good! I'll tell the person I stole it from.