Hickory Smoked Maple, Rihanna vs Brown, descending whistle followed by *plop*

He had just seen The Lion King and Michael Jackson is the King of Pop afterall.

Are you sure?

or SyFy?

"Genius" or "Genus"?

Now I want seafood.

Who isn't?

At what point did it become human nature to behave in a manner that goes against our own collective well-being?

Sometimes dead is betta.

That rack has aged like a fine wine.

Lorena Bobbitt didn't have any problems getting people to take her seriously.

Jury selection is a game of chess with lawyers. They're not looking for unbiased, objective thinkers. At the same time, they're not looking for overtly biased prospects, either. The tricky, strategic part comes with deciding who to eleminate and who to leave on the board and sometimes requires sacrificing a potential…

Well, this certainly proves one thing…

Celebrity Geriatric teen molestation>Celebrity Geriatric rape.

West deserved better.
That was just painful to watch, like TBBT without a laugh track.

Scrooge McDuck is going for a swim as we speak.

Are we talking breakage or hot glue?

Put me through to John Bigboote!

Are we talking about Seinfeld or the A.V. CLUB?
#itcanbe2things

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