Alltel is bringing back the brick phone and briefcase charger.

Spencer's has already put in an order for 10 million.

Is there a Razzie equivalent to the Nobel Peace Prize?

Then do it on your phone, in the bathroom.

This is where my tax dollars are going?

Make mine Mimosa.

Get A Job!

Ares would be perfect. He's a sexist womanizer who loves violence.

Samuel Beckett, not so much.

Yeah, had he lived, he would've gone out of his way to make sure his next album would sound so weird and off-kilter to insure that it wouldn't even be nominated, let alone win….much to his disappointment.

It's like the costume/make-up designer opened up an H.R. Giger book and said "OK".

Oh, it's soooo true but it's all part of the experience.

I just buy HOOTERS wing sauce at the grocery store and make my own wings. It's infinitely cheaper.
Their wing sauce is good, though.

Yes on Superman

And I think Nolan and Bale should've walked away from the franchise at that point but then $$$ happened or was he under contract? I forget.

Seriously, I don't care how good a shape you stay in, all that jumping, running, tumbling, swinging, the occasional brutal beatdown and general wear n' tear are gonna fuck up your knees and back from nerve damage, cartilage and fluid loss and fragile bones.
He'd be bound to a chair or at the very least a cane by age…

Unless he meant the Batman in Suicide Squad with Jared Leto. I dunno. I'm reaching but I agree with you.

I loved Tim Burton's Batman and still do. Batman Returns not so much but it wasn't until Batman: The Animated Series and by extension, Justice League/Justice League Unlimited that I had found the Batman for me.

I bet that's Steven's favorite part, too.

She also gets Steven points for wearing Steven's shirt.