@avclub-62f48ca9ae7eb9715c070c1db1d6104c:disqus Get out of my head!

*drinks night train, goes to the basketball game, throws up under the bleachers*

See ya lader girl.

Commence Reasonable Discussion.

Thank you for getting this damn thing stuck in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Holy shit, really? That's it, I'm moving to Montreal. Soooo fucking tired of the bible belt.

You created me Mom, so I guess you're to blame
For the love that I feel just from hearing your name
You're as tender as corned beef and warm as pastrami
I luv my mommy!

BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!!

"Russians don't take a shit without a plan, son."

EMMA STONE WAS REAL AND SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH HER STONEY EYEBALLS!

Remember that issue where he and his sidekick, Clammy, defeated the clownfish empire before they were able to… Something something Pearl Necklace… ah, fuck it. I haven't had any coffee yet.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

Five. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlong!

Winona Ryder finally perfects her famous ping pong ball trick.

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No shit, Cumberpatch.