I think Panic in Detroit only works if you're in freefall over the city of Detroit…

MSP: Flight of the Valkyries would be awesome. Especially if you really go full Superman-style nosedive.

Ah, we all know it will end up being Helena Bonham Carter. Short, ugly woman roles are her bread and butter.

And the award for best ac-ac-ac-actress goes tooooooooooo….

Holy crap, we're having a conversation about IOWA? MY DAY HAS FINALLY COME!

What if Antoine Dodson WAS the bedroom intruder all along?

Superjail!

It's the "whilst" that REALLY makes that comment.

I agree. Is this just a bad month for games or what? This list has more C's than a freshman report card.

X is for ….. it's for….um….shit.

Most Non-Eventful Television "Event":

So was I!

"Where's the fuckin' rock? Sissies." +2

Jimmy's wife & Photo Girl
I don't quite understand the whole thing with the photographer and his wife leaving. Were they grifting her and then they took off together? Did she just leave on her own, without Angela OR her husband?

Warren Harding? Less of a crook? Seriously?

Is this the thread where we're going to talk about how hot Allison Williams is?

Does Mafia Wars work like Farmville? Like, do you have to ask your friends for bullets and gas before you do a drive-by?

How sick we talkin here? And what kind of sick?

Do I&I as an "A Very Special Episode" feature. That's the simplest, fairest way.

KUATO LIVES!