@Nudeviking:disqus Much like "The Rock", it works well because it's an explicit description of what he does. What does he do? He blitzes wolves. What does that mean? He isn't a good enough journalist to tell you.

While that doesn't surprise me at all, I am DYING to know which artist this was. I am guessing Meredith Brooks or Paula Cole but there are so many it could be.

Well, you can be heterosexually married (in a non-sham marriage) and still identify as queer. Being married isn't a sign of hypocrisy. The real issue is marketing yourself to the lesbian community and then going on insane, bigoted rants.

[Insert uncomfortable sexual euphemistic interpretation of "Pinball Wizard"]

@avclub-993f6ac760ffd6c09413c22f4f4aa627:disqus Well, Wolf Blitzer *is* known for being particularly weak. I believe I heard this joke once about him: "Wolf Blitzer. What an exciting name for such a boring man."

And a bewigged John Hawkes to replace Portman

http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

Possibly more than the amount of Ivy league educated vegan models who were born in Israel

Could it be because they realized they were working on a NATALIE PORTMAN WESTERN?! There hasn't been this dubious of casting decision since that Cloris Leachman Nascar Exploitation flick or that Rob Schneider cancer drama.

Tonight's outfit and the poor execution of the (what to call it?) internal organ body suit were elimination-worthy. I think Santino gets a bonus for complimenting the terrible outfits of the queens they need to keep for drama.

I want Leslie Jordan back! It would be nice to have a judge with some genuine kindness and not Ru's fake new age platitude bs.

@avclub-28040883e1f3b81512dd29ef2c437684:disqus Really? I thought Delta had one of the better looking faces of that season. Like a plus-sized Kim Basinger in the '80s.

I came of age during the Britney Spears/boy band era but upon hearing Paula Abdul for the first time was…incredulous. I love terrible pop music, and her choreography for Janet stands up well today, but…sheesh.

I say we need to forge Bravo's past with its present. Get that reality show $$$ but leave the classiness in tact. I'm thinking add James Lipton to the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

But isn't that show about hillbilly duck murder on the Arts & Entertainment network?

Jeez, that must have been a treat. I had never heard of her, but googled her and she is 25 with the eyes of a crazy, delusional senior citizen celebrity. Like Goldie Hawn or Dionne Warwick.

Mancunians?

Joan Van Ark, in contrast, was adorable and clearly really enjoying herself. This surprised me, because I only knew her from bad plastic surgery "news" stories.

I thought Tyra was hilarious, but it was probably unintentional and just the ridiculous petulance of her personality

Totally. I was not Team Phi Phi (even if she wasn't acting the fool, her style of drag was not my taste at all), but given her backstory it seemed completely fitting that she would act argumentative and defensive. Especially in a way that was resentful of Sharon who was so popular and could seemingly do no wrong. I…