I feel like music tends to be even more subjective than most things, so I'm trying to think of a way of saying what I want without just saying "Sufjan is great, so you guys suck."

Desk jockey fight!

Still can't stand parks and rec. I just don't think Amy Poehler or Aziz Ansari are capable of being funny.

God, that spam message just made me think of AV Club commenters wearing Ed Hardy Bikinis.

a lot of the jokes didn't really work for me, but the ones that did killed. I don't understand the problem with whether this is realistic enough. You guys make it sound like it would have been fine if they just called this really bad food poisoning, but really bad food poisoning from a military surplus store was a…

Well, he plays guitar too. Or at least he did when I saw them.

It was even more impressive when he played a duet by himself.

I see what you're saying though. When I read that line I thought that this must either be unbearably awful, or exactly the kind of thing I will love. I haven't had a chance to listen to any of it yet, but I find your turnaround encouraging.

I think of him a bit like kenneth on 30 Rock, brilliant when used correctly and in small doses, threatens to drag down the show at other times. Fortunately, I think this show is more than strong enough to carry a little spare Chang in its pockets.

This kid wasn't great, but he was fine as far as child actors go. I thought the other one was fantastic though. His scenes in the 2nd episode were really well-played.

Darabont
I really thought we were going to get a "Frank Darabont - Most famous for his original draft of Frankenstein" joke at the end there.

I would just like to point out that doctors and nurses frequently tell me that Scrubs is the most realistic hospital show.

Even being a sprightly 24 it's weird that I'm older than college athletes. Also, I teach college freshmen, and that will make you feel old really fast. "Nobody here knows who Kurt Cobain is, really?"

Umm… how about Louie's monologue about finding old penises in a bin behind a bus station and using an espresso tamper to cram them in until they become a pink dick diamond? Or his impression of a monkey being fingered? Or Todd Barry trying to ignore his escalating fight with Nick DaPaolo?

Here is your receipt for your husband… and here is my receipt for your receipt.

How about Fredonia? Let's not forget Fredonia.

Indeed, phodreaw. Indeed.

Pretty much every single delivery by Richard Schiff is perfect. One of my favorites is in the Poet Lauriate episode where Bartlett asks why he's smiling and he responds "Happiness is my default position, sir."

Seriously, penetrate deep and stimulate the clitoris. Never fails.

Yeah! and how are we supposed to enjoy Ferris Beuhler's day off when he flagrantly disregards the rules of public school attendance for the WHOLE MOVIE!