Or starting a forest fire without any fire fighters to stop it.

That would feel really anticlimactic cuz he isn't really close with a ton of those characters.

Next season is just Spencer and Enid being dimwits. I can see Spencer outside that closet yelling, "Enid, why are you banging on this door? Are you mad at it? Are you stuck? Have you tried the knob?

So they're gonna create an entire ad campaign around, "Who met Lucille?"

God (are you listening?), I fucking hope so.

She got the kids, Ben got the career.

Hahaha seriously?

There are a million reasons not to like Betsy, but I mostly hate her voiceovers. Compared to Ichabod's, it sounds like someone grabbed a production assistant and said "read this."

Yeah, what the fuck happened there. Why spend the money filming the build up and sky CGI only to… not do anything at all? So weird.

Aaaaand now I have an erection.

"the 1777 raw dog" and "get his beard wet"

The show rarely goes "full bonkers" any more. In season one, the headless horseman had a machine gun, and my eyes were replaced with cartoon hearts.

No, Joe!

Oh, Jesus Christ. Get fucked.

I'm so turned on right now.

I only worship Cthulhu.

First thought! Joe is like if Jesse had a better upbringing and a gym membership.

Haha I have just been calling him DJ Ninja, but you just stole the damn show.

That actor has spent more time covered in bruise makeup on this show than he has less.

OMG if they kill Indra this season, I'm gonna lose my shit.