I don't know whether Woody Allen molested Dylan or not. All I know is, my gut says "maybe".

When announcing the casting of his new movie, the German director offered his take on an old joke, saying, "Who around here has two washed-up relics from the 90s but very little else going on actor-wise in his latest film endeavor? I am such a man."

Of the three, Elephant was the only one I didn't completely hate.

Modern Family. I have all of Season 5 just sitting on my computer and I have no desire to watch it.

Sea of Tree of Life of Pineapple Express

I just couldn't stand any of those death trilogy films when I watched them. I remember Gerry especially pissing me off. Mostly for that shot of them in profile walking and the sound of their shoes in the sand repeating over and over for oh I dunno, a half hour. But I was about 16, I should probably give them another…

This sounds like Gerry except it mighty actually be good.

I know I'm in the minority, but Get Behind Me Satan is my favorite White Stripes record. White Moon might be my favorite Stripes song that's not a cover. I hope it gets a vinyl release for RSD this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watc… You've seen this, right?

Didn't Noel Wells play Nancy Grace?

Kenan Thompson is now the longest tenured active SNL cast member.
Mike O'Brien is the oldest.

I've been wondering, will Colin Jost immediately be a repertory player when he takes over for Seth? Has a featured player ever anchored the Update desk?

I was an 18 year old stoner when it premiered, so trust me when I say I have seen plenty of Check It Out. The characters aren't dissimilar but asserting what Kyle's doing is a carbon copy of Steve Brule is a total stretch. Watch some of Good Neighbor's other videos, they're not really anything like Tim and Eric's…

Yeah, dude, you heard him. The FACT is, I'm ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WRONG, about who started doing the weird anti-humor character first. My day is ruined.

You're right, Tim and Eric invented awkward anti-comedy.

To be fair, Kyle's been doing this same character since at least 2009.

Seth Meyers' final Weekend Update was a great moment, but for me it was completely overshadowed by the fact that they let Kyle do that awkward interviewer character, complete with the random Google Image/Clip Art interstitials. And the audience got behind it pretty quickly.

Six different stories that analyze the way the dynamic of the group shifts depending on who's absent that only works because the characters and their relationships with each other are as well defined as they are.

I really hope that Jason Alexander ditched that hairpiece or whatever he has on top of his head. I shudder to imagine George Costanza with hair…

Economics of Marine Biology did have that amazing moment of Abed chanting "Delta Cubes!" though.