I'm not murdering anyone, but Ellen is also the odd woman out for me in this game. Plus, I'm pretty sure she's not interested. I mean, Giada and Nicole aren't, either, but with Ellen, I'm pretty sure I have the wrong equipment.

You'd think NdGT would have a better understanding of how gravity works.

Kidman, Ellen, or Giada?

I thought that described a mid-tempo symphonic piece

My 5-year-old daughter will be thrilled.

"Filler?"

@avclub-00865d413600d26adb36d2f55973559f:disqus has had it with your trope tripe!

If the news has taught me anything, kids these days like to give their teacher the ol' pickle tickle.

UN-orthodox? It's practically the "handoff up the middle for short yardage" of the porn playbook!

Maybe not, although I would say it does touch on the roots of American racism.

In a way, don't all movies examine the nitty-gritty, insidious social constructions of race and racism?

Does Amistad not count for Spielberg?

Fuck, this will probably delay season 11's Netflix release.

Does she actually do any producing, though, or is it one of those," and you'll get a producer credit, too!" things?

I told my wife I wanted a sex change.
I said, "honey, let's try you on top tonight!"
(bangs microphone)
Is this thing on?
(Vaudeville hook yanks Soylent Green from comments)

Word. I was waiting for some bad-assery where she unloads a blaster through the cockpit window, or jumps on top of it and plants a charge on the crew hatch, or whatever.

That works for teasers — see Pixar's teasers, like Finding Nemo where Marlin asks for a bigger fish to eat him b/c Dory's annoying the shit out of him, or The Incredibles' teaser where Mr. Incredible is struggling to put on his belt.

I was wondering how all that blood would have gotten on Cyril.

Not before Archer shot off Whitney's pinky toe, and later, his fucking face.

And like in Fletch, Ivy's staff had the night off, and his wife was at a charity function.