I'm not even sure if this is a joke or just another news article I've missed, and I don't care.

A film by Terrence Malick.

Yes, but that wouldn't have led to a scene of Kate and Diane fleeing the school together, and thus not have been as funny.

A lot of what makes Person of Interest so great now (including Amy Acker) couldn't possibly have been in the pilot, just because of how the show's story is structured. But it is well worth your time now, and there's a run of Season 2 episodes that I would've put up against the best of tv (including one called…

Well, it was his first day on the job.

Now I have a law I can throw in the faces of people who say one medium is better than another. That is fantastic.

" It's silly and indulgent, but so is most of TV."

Shoulda been the Renesmee doll playing Anastasia Steele.

It won't. Likewise for Dakota Johnson; both of them are too good for this movie.

"Kinky fuckery"

I'm already excited for the inevitable announcement.

Only if it's a gay priest.

In all seriousness, though, a Roadhouse series makes more sense than a Ghost series. Make it Banshee-esque, and the Roadhouse series could be fun too.

So tasteless. I approve.

The Chris Rock fan in me is ashamed at not being familiar with that bit of his.
Time to remedy that.

I agree. At the same time, the way I see it is that representation is representation, no matter what. Racial vs. orientation vs. sex/gender representation is a more nuanced discussion than this show deserves.

I googled this to see if it was a reference to something.

Considering Alice went off the air nearly 30 years ago, whereas Smash and Ben & Kate were both on tv last season, it's not odd at all.

Let's not do that. Let's not play "my suffering is greater than your suffering."

Well, it didn't even run for a full season, and got cancelled in January, so you may actually be thinking of the reality show when you say you didn't watch it for years.