White Collar, even at its most procedural, is great fun to watch, so I'll be tuning into this for a while.

I believe you mean "Wicked Haadcoah!"

That's the @avclub-de9878e9d33c60263a094abc94fab3f0:disqus I know! Get him outta here!

Sarah literally said "Scarberia" to Felix in an episode. That's a pretty deliberate choice to place the setting.

"I'd love to see him jostling with Taylor Lautner!"

@avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus Hey, I still love the shit out of Patton Oswalt, but I'm not sure he's jostling with Taylor Lautner for space on teen girls' walls.

Apparently he was excellent in the Julie Delpy film from a while ago, and I have a soft spot for his cameo role as a thinly veiled version of Spike Lee in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. But otherwise, all misses, even the stuff he's done himself.

Can we blame you for the loss of Don't Trust the B and Happy Endings as well?

Like Steve Buscemi and Patton Oswalt?

Isn't the technical term cuntpunting?

It's not "watch it immediately" quality, really. It does have some effectively tense moments, though, but it hasn't quite grasped how to effectively use the slow burn yet. And it also feels a bit formulaic already.

For anyone still conflicted on this show, John Hurt is now on it.

"And it was the 80s in LA and there was Danny Glover, and for some reason he wasn't fighting a vicious human-hunting alien?"

That is an excellent bitchface, I must say.

Hey, I have a lot more respect for The Dixie Chicks than I do for Bieber.

My exact reaction too. I can't wait until Helena joins the side of Sarah, Alison, and co. Mostly because I can't wait to see how Alison reacts to Helena.

Oh, there's been one unmistakeable clue about where it's set for those of us who live here.

Person of Interest!

Are you willing to settle for Kim Raver?

You should probably add Abby Flynn aka Faux-Sarah Silverman from 30 Rock in that list.