So if I come across some Black Bears am I supposed to cross to the other side of the street?

Ahhhhhhh….the wine should solve the sticking problem then. I should go to church sometime.

Porpoise

Yum

Okay, you all hate 'moist' but what word or words do you use to replace it?

Did your parents not knock on the bedroom door before entering?

Moxie? The finest of carbonated cough syrup

Better than Allentown?

@Totz Jr.
Rather think of it as a White Pizza (without sauce) with semi-scrambled eggs cooked on top. I at first though it was an abomination until I tried a piece. Tacos are not the food of choice up here in the wilderness of ice and snow but I could get behind a breakfast taco. (assuming I am conjuring up the right…

Yes! Breakfast Pizza is great in the morning. First had it here in Maine but it must be universal I would imagine.

Dutchie…..um, does it hurt to be dancin' in those wood shoes because my woman friend (the real one) wants to go Dutch tonight.

Ayuh….except most seem to be having the Masshole accent these days.

@isis
Wow……there's a good comic in the making.
Caspers last name is McFadden

Because he doesn't want to be Casper The Ghost?

It would have been 'sects' but her sister wasn't home.

I ran out the bulkhead door.
No more bakes sales for me after that.

I had sect in the basement once. Then her mother came home.

Dammit Porkchop, your screen name has made me seriously hungry. Mmmmmm….porkchop sandwich with cheese….and mayo.

Better a Butterfinger in you soul than in your ass……but that depends I guess

Tis