You guys are really poutine me off cheese puns.

swimming in a sea of cream sauce…

They glided by it, but Tom said that it wasn't just the sogginess of the dish; they didn't think the filling was all that good either.

I will admit, without looking at anything other than the title, I was hoping this was somehow related to the Pat Conroy novel/Robert Duvall movie.

If we're going to have Peter Dinklage, we should also have the other great hula-hoop moment in history:

"Stay out of it, Nick Lachey!"

You don't understand!  I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been Peter Dinklage hula-hooping, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

That's HEDLEY!!

Excuse me, but I believe around these parts he's referred to as "William."

Crow, Tom Servo, Mike, Joel, Statler and Waldorf were delivering pre-scripted bits as part of the creators' scripted shows.  Slightly different than random assholes thinking that yelling some equivalent of "You suck!" is adding to the comedic experience.  They were also made of felt and gumball machines, but that's a…

God, my hatred for that song knows no bounds.  The worst is that I've heard it so much, when Werewolves of London pops up on my player I instinctively cringe, waiting for Kid Rock to start in, even though I know it's the real thing.

Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago police department?

I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lips
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips…

At the very least Prado should be remembered for his contributions to the Office Space soundtrack:

Oh that comment was so out of line - that whole special was really weird.  Watching the guests have to name their favorite Doctor with Peter Davison right there was awkward, to say the least.

Once the announcement was made, I started wondering how many of my junior high aged students will still be watching with an older Doctor.

If you mean by getting the audience all teary-eyed at the gift-giving scene, to be turned to sobbing once Mr. Hooper walks in, then yes, they did provide a distraction.

Do you have to sully a fine thread with a Piers Morgan reference?

I used that song and "The Mathematics of Love" so much in my math classes.  Square One definitely needs to come back.

Realizing that Deadwood's Leon is the same guy who sang "Angle Dance" was a mind-blowing experience.