Welcome to fucking AV Club!  Can be…combative.

Also Frankie Boyle: "Looking forward to hearing about who found all the horcruxes."

Joffrey wants the girl that he marries to have a certain…special…something…

I don't think Joffrey knows about Loras, but Margaery definitely had that "Oh crap." look on her face.  I think she's tying it back to Sansa having to look at Ned's decapitated head as punishment for being related to a traitor.  If Joffrey finds out about her brother, all kinds of trouble could happen that she might…

I've loved her ever since she basically told Renly, "I don't care if you sleep with my brother, just give me some children so we can have heirs to the throne."  She's one of the few who realizes it's a game and treats it as such.

So did I, unlike Jorah, who did NOT look happy at all.  I'm looking forward to finding out how much of that is, "He served Robert Baratheon; he's untrustworthy," and how much is, "I love Dany.  She'll never love me back because of Drogo.  My only influence with her is my understanding of our enemies/war strategy, and…

One year when I was in elementary school, my slightly-batty aunt gave me Shel Silverstein's "Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book" for Christmas.  This was a parody kids book based on his writings for Playboy.  My aunt figured it was just another poetry book like "Where the Sidewalk Ends." She was a librarian.

So, Miracle Whip represents prejudice now?  Because I prefer mustard on my sandwiches, and now I'm scared of the implications.

That one really doesn't fit, since it's about turning down the opportunity for a one-night stand.  "Now Jamie wouldn't say alright; she knew he'd forget her, and so they said goodnight, and now he's gone forever."

How incredible is Mr. Rogers when he gets onstage and genuinely has no other interest than to talk with his old friend?  You and Al Neuman have me seriously verklempt right now. 

I'm at the point where every Mr. Rogers clip has me in tears.  It's like what Roger Ebert always says about goodness moving him more than sadness.  Mr. Rogers really is one of the few unquestionably good people this planet has produced.

Admiral Halsey notified me.
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep.
TUSK!

They've had other actors doing the readings before; Ian McKellen's done a few.  The only other one I can find as a stand-alone video is John Hurt reading 50 Cent:

That's always been one of my comfort movies; Goldie Hawn's version of "I'm Through With Love" was wonderful.

Are you lonesome tonight?  Is your kitchen a sight?
Is your wardrobe all rundown and bare…

Adding to Newton Gimmick's rebuttal, you can always find a broadcast of "The In-Laws" on TV.  Unfortunately, it's always the crap remake rather than the brilliant Falk/Arkin/Libertini original.

So, if the Beast in the CW version just has a sexy scar on his cheek, is Robin Hood just going to be a misunderstood angsty bad boy?  And is this going to take all the fun out of the legend like every other modern version?  As a Robin Hood fanatic, this has me worried that we'll soon have something even worse than the…

So, if the Beast in the CW version just has a sexy scar on his cheek, is Robin Hood just going to be a misunderstood angsty bad boy?  And is this going to take all the fun out of the legend like every other modern version?  As a Robin Hood fanatic, this has me worried that we'll soon have something even worse than the…

What is that you are ripping?

What is that you are ripping?