Ugh.
Dear Onion,
    That's two movie reviews I've read today where your "reviewers" have used actor names in place of character names.  (Trishna and Red Lights)
     Freida Pinto played Trishna.   Trishna (not Pinto) didn't feel comfortable calling him for help.  Him?  Him who?  Oh yes the iconic "Him"…you know, Riz…

Ugh.
Dear Onion,
    That's two movie reviews I've read today where your "reviewers" have used actor names in place of character names.  (Trishna and Red Lights)
     Freida Pinto played Trishna.   Trishna (not Pinto) didn't feel comfortable calling him for help.  Him?  Him who?  Oh yes the iconic "Him"…you know, Riz…