Butt Hitman is a hell of a name.

So… did you fight alongside Stupe when this happened? I read the review and I think you said "this happened, I was there."

My email address doesn't even actually exist, ah the days of not having to confirm anything…

*Green Day's Good Riddance starts playing*

Well, I've got to sleep. It was good all of y'all who won't be attempting to survive the Kinjapocalypse. For the others, I'll be trying to survive as a worn out Kinja-zombie for as long as I can take it.

Maybe if we just post pure, hateful, racist, vitriolic gibberish they'll realize the error of their ways!

Blackurai was right there, man!

Jerry Seinfeld Never Ate Airline Food

If you had given that much, the show would've been better. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

Pfft how come my jerky tastes the same in the air as it does on the ground?!

I knew it was you, Henry Jarvis Raymond!

The 'S' stood for "SmokeEmIfYouGotEm"

"Moleman"

Make them watch television that needs ratings to survive, they don't care.

What does it stand for "Meh?"

If I don't survive, tell my wife I said "Hello."

A lightening cable that lightens the room!

I worked for a Catholic associated church where they had to consult a nun to perform a life saving abortion because there literally was no other way the mother would have survived the pregnancy as she had been admitted due to severe complications associated with it. The mother already had something like 7 or 8 other…

"Why don't we eat this easily endangered animal anymore?!"

Turtles are wet too though. And most likely way less intelligent than cows.