I would, since it would get rid of him. Eating him would almost certainly save more lives than it cost.

"My name is Vago, I vant to suck your blood, bleh!"

I'm not a vegetarian, but there are days I don't eat meat, and it's not really a struggle for me to do so.

It's free, when you go to a restaurant they give you chunks of lamb instead of bread. And pubs usually have a dead sheep you can rip hunks of meat off lying at the bar.

Y'all know you can use Google maps and look for an actual butcher shop, right?

Penguins. We eat penguins non-stop now.

To be fair this will be the defining moment of not only our generation, but ultimately humanity as a whole.

It had been superheated into a plasma state. Jones is just super tough… And so is his clothing, it's woven from his chest hair.

It's kind of funny all the shit that was absent or mind-blowing in terms of mathematics in ye olden days.

All of them should be replaced with statues of William "The Refrigerator" Perry shaking hands with Goose from Top Gun.

Zaire. But only because it's changed its name thirty times since I began writing this comment.

Blue Barracudas number one.

17. The Fall

He showed up back in time just to watch the comment section burn to the ground

I understand the joke, but now I'm just interested in proposing a "famous asses" stamp collection to the USPS

Yeah, well I finished, you didn't do it right!

A greasy Cheech Marin with longer hair?

[BUILDS GIANT SPACE LASER]

Mark Boone Junior perhaps?

You don't get it do you? He's in love with Adam Driver.