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Tron Guy
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Are we talking computer science back when they were using punch cards or something?

I will be re-born in shitty Kinja form. I refuse to spend time at work working.

Gal Gadot is finally a verb?! It's about Gal Gadoting time!

"I GOT YAH MALE DIRECTAH-SIZED PAYDAY RIGHT HEAH!"

What dimension level of chess is he playing according to his hardcore supporters at this point?

It's like he lined up to shoot free throws but then starting yelling racist shit at everyone on the court instead.

Coconut Pete

"But everybody's doing it!" *Continues to place electrodes on scrotum*

Just because he may clearly be suppressing something, doesn't mean he'd turn out to be some sort of sexual predator. I'm sure he could do well if he played up the whole silver fox thing. I'm just assuming once he "broke free" as it were, he'd immediately swing to the left side politically. You'd see leather-daddy

That's a half-truth!

I've caught it a few times, but I'm still limping along here.

"He doesn't need the leaders of capitalism when he's got the leaders of neo-fascism with him!" -Trump counter-argument

Are you kill on sight if you enter the city limits or something?

Are you sure he simply isn't just Martin himself? He's about the only human who likes himself.

The Hitman's Bodyguard's Guardian's Defender's Murderer's Gunman's… Dude

NO IT WILL TURN HIM INTO TRUMP HULK!

"If his supporters say racist things and he says 'I support and encourage your racist stance' does that also make him a racist?"

Don't you mean $undance?

Dear God, why would you defend that? "Well they may have been proven innocent but they still should be executed! I still stand by my ad!" This fucking guy.

No, no, no, those are great things, the best things, don't listen to him, Donald! Up your cholesterol intake to at least a kilogram a day, and get at least 75g of sodium. It goes without saying that you should remain completely sedentary and avoid REM sleep at all costs. DO NOT DRINK WATER! It is absolutely necessary