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Tron Guy
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Basically it comes down to God having to be some sort of psychopath with no actual plan to explain why everything is the way it is.

If God doesn't exist, explain sunsets. CHECKMATE!

I want a fetus necklace!

I hope she randomly calls up The New Yorker to give an unhinged, cocaine-fueled interview first, that way it becomes a new WH Communication Director tradition!

I'm looking forward to her slow-motion Indiana Jones-esque descent into a skeleton person. She chose poorly.

I hope he emphasized his point with a well-earned "CHECKMATE!"

"-dickwads-"?

Educated people are the enemy of fascist dictators, ergo they're the enemy of Trumpists.

Under the sea!

Everything must circle back to Trump at some point, we all know he's the center of any speech or statement he gives.

Alt-left? How does that work?

I would love to be arrested for being anti-Trump, if we survive this, I could use the fat government paycheck for wrongful imprisonment.

I saw this on CNN a couple hours ago, and it posed a question about why was the DOJ doing this now.

"We should get information about all those people protesting!"

So is he advocating for his own death as well, seeing as how he's also protesting? Clearly he's just begging for someone to kill him in really vague terms, someone merciful should oblige, and put him out of his misery.

I like how you preface every comment with how much "violence and hatred" are in the other people's comments. Troll better.

"To me - violence has no race, creed, color, religion, or gender"

You've never had to suffer uncontrollable turgidity. It… It must be taken care of IMMEDIATELY, or the consequences will be severe.

Yeah, I was about to ask who thought this was a good name for a movie when it's clearly some sort of sexual act.

Sounds like how I picked my confirmation name way back in the day, "which saint has the weirdest name… 'Ignatius,' sure that'll do!"