A less apt deception I've heard is "tender-hearted cobbler with too big a hammer." I don't even know what that means, and I just made it up.

Whoa, whoa don't be techist, I'm a "tech person" and I don't think anyone needs to know my ideas, in fact most of the time I don't want to know my ideas.

I don't know, but I like the concept he implies that calling someone "fucking dumb" makes you a purveyor of injustice.

Very well said, I spend a lot of time coding, but I sure as shit need input from users and others at my company as to why I'm writing the code, the best way to write it, and what it's actually supposed to be doing.

Google has some stuff out in Phoenix, so if they march there, your wish will be granted!

At least we got rid of our cryptofascist sheriff.

You could convince roughly two-thirds of Americans to eat their own shit because they're slavering morons.

Because once they find them the eighth seal will unlock, revealing Hillary to be the anti-Christ and the Messiah Trump will lead us into glorious victory against the demonic leftist forces.

*places tomato seeds into disc drive, loads up podcast*

If he started a vlog just discussing rotational dynamics, I might actually watch

Well obviously he'll sexually harass the coconuts first

It's just going to be videos of him fucking coconuts, isn't it?

…the… Trash??

Synergy upvote

But would you just eat them by themselves? I think you simply just like sandwiches and burgers, but Big Avocado has gotten to you, haven't they?!

Also ducks don't have visible genitalia so who gives a shit?

Uh, you realize that when Teti is not in public he's plugged directly into The AV Club (sort of like The Matrix), he sees and knows everything we do on here.

I keep trying to explain this exact thing to people and they look at me like I'm insane.

The plague is a bacterial infection though. SEMANTICS!

I'm in your boat, but back in my drinking days I made sure to ask the bartender if any celebrity endorsed the well liquor I was about to consume.