Guillermimosa del Toro

I'm not allowed to say whatever I want and do whatever I want under the purview of "free speech" working for an employer.

Uh huh! Yeah! And I bet you have a cool social security number too! That's fun, tell me it please!

*Tentatively types in "password"*

Yes, a random fun string of four words is as secure, but it doesn't have any special characters SO I CAN'T USE THEM, YOU BASTARDS!

"Sexual" neuroscience? I know what gender difference studies in neuroscience is, but this sounds like a highly erotic study of the brain.

Hello! Can I be your human friend? I am not robot, I swe- *ERROR: 26-B, Re-booting POWER OFF… Buffering* Hello! Can I be your human…

I call him "Home Run" or "Human Resources."

Every 30 minutes

The Google memo guy is an idiot, why wouldn't a company fire someone for sending out a massive, politically-charged scree of his own accord?

GUTS

Glad to see his traps are strong enough to fend off the Technovirus on their own.

Feces is the new currency? HOT DAMN I'M GONNA BE RICH!

Goatse is what will end up saving humanity somehow.

You need to make sweet, tender caring love to Broccoli. It's the only way. And then me.

"S Korea knows whats up." North Korea?

They really probably need to remind people that nuclear warfare is truly, truly terrifying again, which is weird because you'd FUCKING THINK THE DAMN BABY BOOMERS WOULD REMEMBER THAT SHIT.

I like the empty header photo with nobody in it. Really captures the mood.

Yes thoughtful political discourse is a temper tantrum.

Those emails were all stuck in the outbox and as soon as she was elected they would trigger nuclear bombs to be launched directly back at us! It was her end game!11!1! Some sentient meatball man on the radio told me!