None of his comments do, his excuse for why Trump was a sheltered clown with no grip on reality was because he was the President.

Well yes, obviously, but we'd still need someone to account for them until they're all dismantled.

Oh there'll be dead on both sides, but I imagine some of us would live in between the random nuclear blasts in the larger cities. I assume North Korea and the surrounding areas will just be a giant crater visible from space.

Never. Children suck. Except for my future chi- children suck!

Maybe grown-ass men with childlike-warped views of the world shouldn't be in charge of nuclear arsenals or burgeoning nuclear arsenals.

Alright UI QA people who work at my company, I get it, you hate whitespace

Donald Trump is to Presidential

"I think maybe this is a bad idea by Trum-"

Well I am occasionally intermittent in use for months and years at a time depending on personal life stuff. I guess what I'm getting at is EXPLAIN, PLEASE!

If I have sex with Kinja though, I'm having sex with everybody else who has ever had sex with Kinja.

I've been here forever, but I have no idea what you're referencing.

I double-dog dare you to ask what kind of a stupid name is "Kinja?"

"The Grays" are an alien race who likes to abduct random people and collude with shadow governments to influence the dealings of mankind. I hope that clears things up for you.

THEY LET YOU DO IT!

Hahaha, yes this exactly! I love Patriothole articles.

Also, I feel like I would tell him to fuck off, but then again I would never hold a wedding party at anything linked to the dipshit's businesses.

Yup, I remember it well, our middle school actually revolted and instituted Wu-law, we caged all our teachers and administrators and had it out with the FBI. It took them 6 weeks to finally bust through our defenses and take us down. But by then it was too late, we had established a new country, President Clinton had…

Nothing, his hardcore supporters would stick with him regardless of anything he did. He could go full reversal and come up with new catchphrases like "don't build a wall," "set her free," "reinforce and reinvigorate Obamacare," "we're gonna shut down all of the coal mines, coal country is the worst," and his…

I hope someone drops a bombshell on him while he's on vacation, I want to see him tweet a shitstorm while his handlers presumably have even less of an ability to control him.

I don't know, his structural integrity is probably pretty low at this point. Like I wouldn't use him as a supporting beam for a simple shed anymore.