That's because Bachelorette fans only know how to use Twitter. Browsing the internet is way beyond most of their level.

She only has to live with her decision for 3 weeks. In fact I doubt they're still together.

"Why is everyone so unfairly maligning the Patriots for cheating, over and over and over again?! Take that Goodell, we won the Super Bowl!"

I remember that, they kept getting banned over and over again and they kept using the same handle like we'd be unable to tell who they were.

You can check out intricacies in production in non-shit television shows that need better ratings to live, smart people.

Something with car sex, The AV Club will let us know. Even if it is completely unsolicited.

You have to add the sex for pleasure "but not with them" clarifier in there as well because they can suddenly swing wildly to pro-choice after that.

You saw It or you saw it?

*Def Leppard plays throughout dream*

I was going to go ride my bike to get it fixed up and maintained at the bike shop, but it was supposed to rain, and eating shit while riding in the rain was the original reason I had to get it fixed and I kept going back and forth about whether I should do that or just go to the gym because it was dark and cloudy out,…

I'd love to have a story where a drunk celebrity tries to punch me. I've had drunk people try to fight me when I've agreed with them, so I figure it probably wouldn't be too hard.

At least you don't see his feet. But his biceps should at least be as wide as his torso.

Well, Frank Stallone is irresistible

I've actually only encountered that once, by one co-worker when I worked at a Wal-Mart stocking the frozen foods. Kept calling me a rich white boy. I didn't care, nor did it affect me at all.

"Fartt"

Wait, maybe this guy is a Canadian and he's talking about illegal American-immigrants.

RINO the ubiquitous crossword puzzle answer, too bad they're extinct, much like some actual Rhinos.

PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE

I take it you've never read the Genitalia and Your Car section in your car owner's manual.

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