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Is it a jazz-funk speed metal fusion group?

As an aside, I'm so happy Rick and Morty is back, God what a welcome distraction from the shit show that is current events.

So where would Captain Ramius defect to now? Since the Kremlin controls Washington at this point he'd have to go somewhere else, Canada? What would they do with a highly advanced nuclear submarine?

She willed herself into existence like some sort of Dr. Manhattan?

Okay, listen I don't like to be considered anti-Reptilian, but ever since the Reptiloids took over the shadow government, crimes against the secret-robotpeople have sky rocketed and anti-CHUD hostilities are at an all time high. As an Illuminati-controlled NASA-ice wall protector myself, I'm very concerned where we're

They should just start direct adaptations of Japanese game shows. I saw one recently where people had to figure out if things were made out of candy or not, i.e chewing on shoes and tables and stuff.

Banana sob?

They're going to reboot that ReBoot cartoon and then the universe is going to implode due to an infinite loop suddenly being introduced into the space-time continuum.

Actually, Love Actually

Dan is too high on oxycodone to help them

He's a real life Ant-Man?

*Sweaty muscly hand grab a la Predator*

They should retcon the show so it no longer exists in our collective consciousnesses.

He calls him Admiral Pie-tt because he's a huge Star Wars fan.

And he's a cousin of John Connor, which is how they'll tie it into the Terminator-verse.

Dan had faked his heart attack because the FBI needed him to go undercover in the Hell's Angels and take them down from the inside.

John Goodman plays every character in the new show. All the others play ancillary extras that have no dialog. Also it takes place in space in the distant future.

If you look even closer, and you remove letters from some of the other dialog in the movie, it blatantly foreshadows this as well since it spells out "DONNY DIES OF HEART ATTACK."

He was hiding from King Kong, too

…they made Mad Men Barbies?