His parents wanted to name him Ronny Las Vegas, but decided against it.

It's cool do hate on things that people like. That's why I hate happiness, it's so fucking lame, dude. Am I cool yet?

Foo Fighters Surprise Fans By Hauling Ass to Lollapalooza

Is that where you shove food down someone's throat to make them choke on it?

You should hit them in the knee with a sledgehammer while they're enjoying your food, just to balance things out.

"2 Eggs, 3 cups milk, 2 cups flour, bake at 450° F for 1 hour… GOLD, IT'S TURNED TO GOLD!'

SMOOCHERS!

How come in a show like Bob's Burgers I never see one of the characters walk off the pier, continue to walk on air, look down, hold out a sign that says "YIKES!' and then proceed to fall but their head remains in frame while their neck is stretched out in a comical manner, before finally succumbing to gravity?

You mean you don't like posts like "my kid is X months old, here are some random facts I've projected onto them!"

Nice to see that it's pretty easy to pick those right-wing coined terms out, even if you've never heard of them before.

What the fuck happened in the middle of this comment?

"My balls are full of cactus spines!"

I thought you meant 7,000 times for one dog

All day? They'd start chaffing eventually wouldn't they? That's no joke, man.

Oh so they were going to show him rubbing one out of a fake dog dick, why that's much better, why did they cut the scene?!

Yeah it very clearly says it was a male dog he was jerkin'.

Into actual, literal animal lovers?

"I'm trying to cure the dog's color blindness dammit!"

Total Rectal Lacerations

"My name's Brandy and I want to see the new music video from Lana del Rey, but I have a Smartphone and the internet exists, so I don't actually need to request it, I can just watch it whenever I want!"