JOHNNY: …. Sweep the leg… The leg. Sweep..

SUPREME HEAD THRUST

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Big mistake, Trump laid out where it was appropriate to grab when you're famous, they let you do it!

*Dance routine ensues*

His silence only incriminates him further!

I was thinking the same thing, is there decent exposure? Is that just how it is normally, am I decently exposed when I'm wearing clothes?

Is there a way we can ban people that currently live here?

Yeah not the best choice of wording there. I mean given that this is the internet and all.

The fuck kind of museum has an "under-27" rate? Have you arbitrarily learned enough at 28?

Did you date a girl with alopecia or just incredibly short hair?

Is he barely able to stand up with his massive, massive upper body and tapered legs?

Uh IRON EAGLE?

I don't watch this show because it's probably completely unrelatable to me. Is one of the characters an introverted loner who spends his time at the gym, working, and doing various errands all the while wondering if he should just end it all, because what's the point and not spend any time interacting with the others?

As a person who works in IT, the end users are usually the ones who are idiots. Sorry to lay it down like that.

My last one is unsent to myself and it's simply numbers from my last run. It would be pretty great as a slogan.

Liam Hemsworth makes Chris Hemsworth look like Luke Hemsworth who makes Liam Hemsworth look like Chris Hemsworth who makes Luke Hemsworth look like Liam Hemsworth

I'm 7 nanometers

Fucking teases *pulls pants back up*

Well they won't need him to wear any makeup to play whatever alien race he's supposed to be