Isn't that what Cats was about?

I hope it was also soaked in gasoline and on fire

The real issue is he thought doping would help him grow wings

We have that Goatse guy on our side, nobody's competing with that

So they just inserted a random 'a' to misspell "federation," even though there's another 'a' in there already?

One of those bullshit acronyms built out of random letters FederAtion?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, evangelicals would be the ones railing against Jesus himself if they existed during his time.

Hey, I will hear nothing ill of a chimpanzee playing hockey.

I hope they end up being set on fire for idolatry.

Whatever happened to "and then the murders began?"

Air Bud: Slobbery Wicket

-Shailene Woodley's agent, on the roles he's being asked to seek

Oh boy, garbage!

Stevie Nicks told me it was okay to use it

So I assume she just responds to all proposed missions to other planets with "Good luck," instead of actually considering the impact they could have.

I get my kicks above the waistline.

I took Zoloft for a while and turned into a blimp. Although I take trazodone to help sleep now, I avoid them like the plague.

Well do you? Do you want to fuck them?

Yeah, I don't understand their anti-religious dogma (it's like their own religion!) If a person finds meaning and learns acceptance and patience and forgiveness and generosity, etc. etc. it's whatever to me, good for them.

I find that all the sexy singles in our area are at least a decade younger than I am! Or are not actually single!