So basically because they're idiots, got it.

Oh God they're onto you, that's why everything crashed!

You know he's a good lay due to his rampant madness

"I'm here to bop some chick named Mary."

….. yes. They don't tell you this but glowing matter is really slippery.

Wow, I didn't have to scroll very far to see I made a repeat joke. Doesn't matter, we're actually those AI bots that repeat everything.

Social conservative, but radical fiscal socialist!

When he wished to be a real boy instead of a character in a comic book?

Mike sure makes sure that we all know Pierre's car is an Alfa Romeo. OH NO, HAVE THE STRIDE MOTHERS GOTTEN TO YOU? Mike tell me about how you make 97$ an hour if you've been captured!

I saw this movie, but it took a really weird twist when the Hulk shows up and is one of the Grindr hook-ups for one of the two dudes. I don't speak French so I couldn't tell which one. Apparently The Vision can, because he was all over this movie.

I'm a Q-Dog, but more in the sense that I'm a timeless entity who enjoys testing people on space ships. Also I look like John de Lancie.

"…a documentary that exists to make people feel good for watching it."

Oh you guys are allowed to use the M-word but we can't? Get outta here!

Works for me, but it's not for everyone. Also I'm still depressed, so it doesn't really work for me.

You live here too? Wanna meet up and find someone else so we can answer that twelfth question truthfully?

He was delicious, you try not eating a man composed entirely of red velvet cake

I can, I'm reminded every time I try to merge onto the freeway behind someone.

He only did that to distract from his conflicted sexual interest in his sister, which his father also would have been okay with.

"YOU'LL SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS, SON!"

So does real life. And I can interact with those people, even! Oh wait, you meant at the White House. No, you're right on there.