"He dragged a shark to death? What a douche. Oh he didn't have anything to do with it? Fuck those people for threatening him. Oh wait he kills sharks anyways?… You know what how about everyone involved in the production, starring, or consumption of MTV is terrible. That will save some time and effort."

Charlie mouthing the words to his illiterate speech is one of the greatest things ever.

But Tetris is partially derived from the Greek word for four, and all the pieces are made up of four segments, I'm onto- *succumbs to polonium poisoning*

No, then how will we get this fun stuff? I love sounding like an indie… I mean idiot, fucking phone…

His entire body is covered in diseased foreskin, he is simply one gigantic phallus that's gained sentience.

You could say that it's an Italian cookbook written by a white guy too if you really wanted since Batali is from Seattle.

Oh please, Putin has never actually achieved a Tetris while playing that game, he just goes one row at a time.

So you're never curious as to how things go to be the way they were in shooters that place you in the middle of events to start? Why you're shooting people?

The Mississippi River is sort of a coast

I was saying "Key dollar sign ha"

She's releasing album after album of countries national anthems?! Sign me up!

By calmly explaining that civics is now dead, and it's time to crack open some skulls to feast on the goo inside.

I blame my phone, its autocorrect feature is trying to drive me slowly insane. It changes words after I deliberately type them out and sometimes after I type a second word, somehow. "No you didn't mean that preposition, you meant 'of' instead of 'in,' let me change that for you." "But phone nobody is 'of charge' of…

…I hope they didn't change any of the plot or script either. "Fuck this conversation I'm going to get my truck and drive down to the convenience store to get some smokes."

You know what's great? Shooters can also implement these same things and still be exciting and be a shooter!

I hate recipe books that read as actual books; sure have an introduction for each section or whatever, but I don't need to read someone's entire story behind a single recipe, I just want the fucking ingredients and instructions.

Exponential equations exist in nature. Just like if you want to say cook a pizza faster, putting it in the oven for 2 minutes at 1300 degrees probably isn't a good idea.

I can't believe this, when has Donald Trump ever lied about anything?!?!

Yeah fuck the score for Interstellar any sort of emotions it may stir in me is a lie!

Well we wouldn't know what a foot was if we used the metric system