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Yeah, Logan seems way more in tune with the Oscar-types.

Trump Tweet: "Bannon sucks his own cock the best! Best cock! FAKE NEWS lies about it! SAD COCK!"

Hey we're better than this, she looks like she lacks a soul, like if a Nazgul was trying to take a human form to blend in.

You're gonna get like ten people who know what "Around the Horn" is on this board, so we got 8 to go.

She was honoring Pepe, right?

Yeah it doesn't make any sense, there would still have to be the concept of it, even in language unless every fucking alien culture was the same as ours.

Don't they have translators and shit, so they're actually using their own languages? Presumably not all cultures would have abandoned religion as humanity did in this future, so it's not like it wouldn't ever be used in an alien dialect or translated as such for them to hear.

Is that the one where one of the villains undergoes a white-ectomy and another has diamonds for a face?

I'll take them off your hands for you.

Brilliant plan, those radioactive mutants that would survive are well-known to be ravenous about the news media they consume.

What tasted like The Fire?

The Sking is dead! Long live the Sking!

The best meal I ever had was Daryl Hall. It was late one evening and I stepped into this new restaurant in Philly called "Oates a Spicy Meat-a-ball!" I was skeptical at first, but then John Oates came out and assured me he made the best long-pig around.

… Delusional?

What happened to the burger and fries? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BURGER AND FRIES?!

I hate this question. I love food, but I can barely remember what I did a week ago much less the food I've eaten.

They never take my suggestions, "fried used condom," "crispy shit-caked shoe," "everything currently growing on the underside of this damp rock."

What's up with the images of the chips? We all know what chips look like.

He already tweeted about it, but maybe he decided to get some sleep before his full nuclear meltdown.

I'm for repealing Obamacare and replacing it with Death Panelcare.