Folding is definitely the worst part about laundry.

Well obviously they're a cancer, can't you see that they're fully supporting the cancer that forms in individuals by trying to take their treatment away from them?

Okay, while I just said they were disgusting to eat; I will admit they are great in bed.

Listen I'll eat lobster mash potatoes, but that's because I love potatoes, but the rest of you can enjoy your disgusting, giant sea insect.

Agreed, we should just end all late night talk shows and satirical news programs until we're done. Course' The Onion is also gonna have to go. We'll see everybody in 4 years, God-willing.

Nobody has any business calling themselves a "political party," until they start an orgy on the senate floor in the grand tradition of the Romans. Get to it, I want to see McConnell really ravish Rand Paul; mainly because I need to vomit.

NO YOU'LL BE DEPRESSED LIKE THE REST OF US, GET DOWN HERE IN THE MUCK

We are Craig T. Nelson, your culture will adapt to service us, resistance is futile.

I use people's fandom of Fuller House to filter them out of my life.

I'm Craig T. Nelson.

The episode where Danny Tanner impregnates a leopard is my favorite.

*Cavill begins to smirk*

Yes, that's what the link said. And it's now true, spread the word Mario Batali makes soup out of people.

The link led me to believe Mario made Jim and his wife into soup.

"HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO YOUR DESTINATION? A BUS? HAHA FUCK YOU!" -All airlines' mottos

I really would love to have some undercover Democrat run as a Republican and after the election come out and say "AHA! I've fooled you all!" and just start a rampant torrent of progressive legislation.

I rate her "adorable."

I've had it up to here with you tech comm people lording your ability to use language more effectively than us STEMers. Just cause talk no good don't mean dumb I am!

You'd actually need the number of soldiers that use pills for erectile dysfunction for this to be a valid argument though.

Trump declares Martial Law!