Isn't the requisite that they inherently can't get in the way, since those things wouldn't exist if they did?

I thought it was their sexual prowess and irresistibly or something that would tempt anybody into a hedonistic downfall?

Like the Titans of yore, the old will eat the young to try and maintain any semblance of power; it's depressingly hypocritical of people who shout "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" while simultaneously flushing their future down the proverbial toilet.

I would be disappointed if you didn't wear your cape, I'll give you my skullhead cane to bring along as well.

I have yet to see any biological evidence of such, he requires vivisection, get to it scientists!

I was jamming out to Bryan Adams while running the other day because I'm a cool guy

I… I don't know anything about this band. Where do I turn my AV Club membership in? I have dishonored myself

Of Rush? Of salesmen? 🎶 OF SALESMEN! 🎵

The Simpkins…

More like a ground-rule double?

I'm guessing a judge would negate the decision the Rabbi makes and bestow custody to the father?

Well you're an idiot and I hate you!

I would.

So… It's a very well done free for all shooter with a physical representation of a time limit forcing you to do stuff? I wouldn't necessarily call it a horror game.

Of course he won't actually have anything to do with managing the crisis, because I doubt any of the military commanders would actually listen to any order he tried to give. Which, they shouldn't because whatever he decides would be terrible.

His secret plan to defeat ISIS is to either kill us all, or disenfranchise every American so much that we all join ISIS and ergo no longer need to fight them.

Dancings? Shit I hope someone just straight up desecrates him to oblivion.

Any policy that Trump makes that affects a single person is too high, no matter what it is. And I say that because undoubtedly the policy will be terrible for that person.

I love purple, I'm in. Can I wear my matching hats?

STUFF IT RIGHT IN MY HOT PIE HOLE