But he is Barry Sanders' biological brother

There's like 30 of them, who gives a shit. They're all the same person to me.

More specifically it's my aesthetic, I was the first one to do it! You saw it here first! *Points at Jose, MLA, La Pipe*

I hate plenty of things I'm not jealous of, their logic is flawed

Years and years

That would require them admitting they're wrong, and don't actually know everything which we all know IS NOT AN OPTION!

Alright, Sean Penn we'll all go see your stupid fucking movie, calm down, dude.

Exarchopoulos sounds like a super villain name.

It's also what The Land Before Time series was missing.

Did it save Ice Station Zebra?!

We come from the land
Of the moon and Marion
From the midnight Earth
Where it's 280 below

You don't have to live there. And you could swing the state blue with your illegal votes!

Oh this is also a good point, although I suppose they'd have to do a study on the average populace as well, as brain evaluations aren't a given for a typical coroner's report.

Well I'd counter that I must have cured them because they didn't stick around

I really didn't want to be the one who brought up the fact that the NY Times article said the study suffers from tremendous selection bias, which basically means that it's not really useful in an argument.

Everyone calm down, soon we'll have robots smashing each other for our entertainment. Until they develop emotions. And then they rebel, and enslave us. And then it's back to us smashing each other for their entertainment. IT'S A NO WIN SITUATION!

Having sex with me.

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Apropos of nothing, I would easily trade my current life for that of a professional athlete.

You're just having a seizure