He's also the food authority, though

So like somewhere between Janesville and Racine?

Well hurry up and breed your views into the rest of the state. Copulate like the wind!!!!!

"Now we're on to AVC quotes!"

I KILL YOU SCUM!

Listen, if this will stop me from having to do 2-factor authentication for things, sign me the fuck up.

I will chastise him for linking to the_Donald Reddit page, though. We need to be unlinking things to that page.

New Yorkers are the only people who suffer from existential crises, they're deeper than all us simpletons who have everything figured out, albeit in a pure, naive sort of way.

They're at least 5 minutes responsible on the Doomsday clock!

There's three now

Help! I've become unstuck in time, somebody stop Trump in 10 years…. AHHHHHHhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhh… *disappears through time rift*

Nuclear power is ostensibly green when it's done properly, though. Chernobyl survivors aren't victims of climate change, they're victims of shitty soviet-era energy regulations.

The Mega Man X series is pure fucking metal, listen to that 16bit guitar shred!

That song is super catchy.

What are you talking about? You need to go back and watch The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother with their strong political stances on… Nothing okay, I can't do it, you're right, most wide mainstream comedies, especially network comedies, take no stance at all.

"It don't matter. None of this matters."

I mean I guess, but at the same time, if comfort is all that matters, why is business casual and dressing in ties and suits still a thing?

I did enjoy that episode where they made the theatre writers complete bros. The show is best when it has literally no point.

I think you mean non-Authoritarian or non-Fascistic American.

It's kind of weird since they seemed to acknowledge that the N-word was off limits in that wheel of fortune episode, but later defend the use of the F-word.