Powdered Toast Man?

"I am TI-83, you will bow down to me!"

*Silver Surfer aims gun at Galactus, instead unloads clip into the air while screaming*

Oh yeah, as I mentioned in another comment, if you don't fit in exactly with their ideal form as a member of the church, they make life very difficult for you.

Yeah, they really are nice to an almost disturbing degree.

Like how Catholics aren't actually Christians according to random ass idiots?

With all the ridiculous torture and execution methods, at what point did humanity actually gain humanity, or are we still actually looking for it?

They do a bunch of weird, archaic stuff in the Mormon church still. All faiths have their ridiculous traditions and whatnot, but it's particularly difficult to be a non-conformist LDS member and not be shunned.

"William Peniston" reminds me of a guy who was running for city council who had the unfortunate distinction of not only going by "Dick" but also had the last name "Foreman" and some clever young chap decided to strikeout the "man" part of his name on signs and rename him "Dick Foreskin."

She has a day job, super heroing may save the day, but it doesn't pay the fucking bills

What you want is two of em', then you really look cool

I mean they could just call them like "Ultra Skrulls" or something

"Kittens Think of Nothing but Murder All Day"

But will it be as a dire as the actual ending of the film version of "The Mist," because that was pretty brutal.

I… I think it was a joke

Speaking of nostalgia, does anyone remember the last time I got laid?

Jared Leto Adopts 30 Dogs and 50 Kittens Scheduled for Euthanasia, Purchases Mansion for Them to Live in

"The fugitive needs a reboot, this time it turns out the one-armed man is framed and I'm the only one who can save him!"

"ALL FOR HOMER, ALL FOR HOMER"

That's my helmet, give it back!