Melt? The answer is like 1-9 and maybe the occasional episode from the early 10's

Actor likes part where he gets to fuck a lot

Batman is well known for his fucking ability

Not 5 billion years ago, those were the good ol' days, course' it was hard to breathe back then

They're studying its material properties in a top secret military lab, as it's hardened into the stiffest substance discovered by man

You're telling me, I was at the gym the other day and they had "The View" on and the right-wing talking head actively made me wish for the Apocalypse

True, I suppose it could have just simply been on TVs in waiting rooms across the country. Who are also partly responsible for Fox News' stellar midday ratings!

Apparently 13.5 million people don't have anything better to do during the middle of a week day

I refuse to do basic research before posting articles. I learned it from reading the articles here!

Oh all the pockets and satchels anyone needs in a single lifetime!

Is Tegan O'Neil Sean's gender swapped nom de plume?

He uh, realizes that something that is "silly" can still be humorous in nature right?

What about "umami," who called dibs on that?

Exactly. And his Twitter-esque speech is psychically transmitted constantly to Spicer's brain, which is why he himself seemed to have such a tenuous grasp on reasoning or human speech patterns, it was literally melting his mind from within.

Yes, but how many of us would be twisted into madness trying to translate the ramblings of an Old God… Not like one of the competent, powerful Old Gods, but like a really shitty one that's also insane and can't formulate sentences or actually coalesce any power. Basically like Cthulhu's idiotic cousin whom he sends to…

Ah yes as "Sean" is of the Chinese naming convention where the last name is first.

Can they replace him with a robot that violently kills his cruel masters?

It's too late you already exposed yourself as Spicer himself in that other article

Did anyone do a "THE SPICE MUST FLOW!" thing yet?

It's Friday and I don't feel like doing actual work, so yes.