Oh if only Christopher Lee was the President

It's technically just c if you want to be real pedantic about it.

If he's smart he'd immediately strike a book deal documenting his interactions with the shitheel in chief.

Are you sure they aren't a cardamon sin?

Cayenne't you see these pun threads are tearing us apart?!

The fact that he's resigning and seemingly distancing himself from this administration makes him infinitely more intelligent than the rest of these clods.

He's draining his precious life energy by physically exerting himself which is something he actually believes!

LIAR!

I'd like to see all YouTube vlogs cease to exist. I don't care about your reaction to the latest trailer or anything. Who would?

Because that doesn't cost an exorbitant amount of money and that's what weddings are all about!

1-877 KARS FOR KIDS, 1-877 KARS FOR KIDS, DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY!

Brussel sprouts aren't that bad, I never ever had them growing up (guess they weren't in my mother's repertoire of recipes) so I never understood the connotation of them being disgusting. I had to actively expose myself to them and they were fine, just like mini-cabbages.

Nine Inch Nails' Closer being the number one song for the father-bride and mother-groom dance was kind of surprising

Ouch! I've never had any like that, just your standard falling dreams (though I haven't had those in a while).

We all have those teeth dreams, I haven't for a while. I also had some of the variation where the brakes on my vehicles in dreams wouldn't work.

Quote "Clone High" to earn back your street cred.

Or Red Chicken's Lobster Fried Biscuits?

FRIED BUG HEROIN?! WHERE?!!!

Whatcha do is get some cheddar curds attached to shrimp and fry them to get that cheddar taste you crave.

Clearly a statement from a non-fisherman. Minnows are the most muscularly dense animal in the known universe. NASA is trying to develop a way to harness the minnow to power their shuttled as theoretically, a group of them could move an object at relativistic speeds.