Didn't you read the article? He advocated rounding the whole… Two (?) of them up and making them fight to the death for our amusement instead. It's in that secret seventh paragraph.

100%. We are all prisoners in a way, bound to societal whims and expectations for contributing to the cold and uncaring masses, or the elite few who profit immensely off of the backs of the working and middle class.

But instead it was set in the future, on a different planet and heavily featured laser based weaponry and siege devices?!

I thought they were making a television show based off of the Foreigner song Dirty White Boy.

Especially mental healthcare, because apparently that's not a real thing to many insurers.

Nothing, he's doing a bit where he's throwing random words around to see if they line up at some point

I mean I agree with you, but I will fight you if you want

Anti-lock braking systems do save tons of l lives, I suppose

How can one go "back to tweeting stupid shit" if they never actually stopped?

I guess mine and Eazy's implication being leaving and coming back to the same job.

"Every time I look into Louie Gohmert, Prime, my circuits sizzle. When are we going to start busting Republi-chops?!" -Ironhide

I actually was a huge fan of Rumple Minze back in my drinking days so I didn't mind Screaming Nazi shots, it was fun to order them for everyone and watch their faces turn to pure disgust after taking them.

"Four Horseman shots for all!"

Upvoted, because I think you're cute Pops *winks*

As always, the Democrats are a secret cabal of evil, that simultaneously control and manipulate everything, yet can't seem to gain any power due to their incompetence.

They just search for nude photos of each other online. There's a deep-seated, barely-concealed lust between the two that drives their hatred.

That's why I just write my name in for everything, even the "Yes/No" votes for judges and propositions.

I like how he clarifies the class of the animal, as if there actually were stupider animals in the legislature that weren't mammals. "Gohmert is dumb as all fuck, but he was better than the iguana that served and that time a barracuda was senator of Florida."

He becomes The Highlander and the rest of the film is devoted to his quest for The Quickening.

What his post presupposes is, maybe there was onions in your recipe…