Peach base!

What if he was raised in the woods by wolves?

I don't think anyone ever addressed the "I can't just up and leave my job for 2 months" aspect you presented here.

That's why the best trips are to former Soviet Bloc countries, during civil wars and riddled with radioactive and chemical fallout!

I probably wouldn't leave though, I always wanted to wander around Newfoundland.

I am a great American in that I am tremendous in size, 19 stories tall

Stop sending old people to die in Arizona and you'll actually be able to shift the politics with the people coming from bluer areas. I place the blame squarely on you, elderly Midwesterners.

"Trump is not guilty purely on the fact that his neurons fire randomly and of their own free will, the fact that he isn't simply a gurgling mess of twitching muscle and excreted bodily fluids is quite simply miraculous." -Future neurologists at Trump's trial

Yes but black Americans have the ability to know what it's like to be black in America and you know, deal with racism and shit.

I hope the actors freeze in mid-air and expression anytime they walk through a door.

I don't know, maybe this movie will Rock and Roll. It count Light the way for others, be a total Protoman-type for the future… Flame Mammoth.

Nah not really, he just shoots out electricity.

I uh, own one of those particular shirts.

That would be fucking amazing. Mega Man 1 would have to explain why he's at some weird Vegas island-themed casino. Mega Man 2 he goes to a construction site for some reason. Mega Man 6 he's fucking flying around medieval times.

If you only had any idea how often I use that quote in reference to things I do in my life.

"Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die." -Carl Brutananadilewski

Bill-yen?

Well how do you pronounce it with two? Nook-ler?

Oh I'm with you, I'm just arguing the semantics of "indirect heat."

Do we actually know Nixon never visited prison and did that for fun?