Crazy Ex, who actually wasn't ever your ex, just someone you went on a single date with, but your still friended them on Facebook.

Israel to Arizona is a short 26 minute walk, it checks out.

Dr. PenQuin, medicine villain?

Mewtwo was trainable to be the most OP Pokemon ever. It was great, back in my hey day of Pokemon Stadium-ing, I could field a team of only him and obliterate everyone.

Well where else were those Egyptians going to store their grain during the great flood?!

Another Earth is his favorite film as it posits the existence of an alternate universe's Earth where he is beloved by all.

Yes, it uses convection as a method of heating, because that's how ovens work. I'm not placing my food directly on the heating coils.

Seinfeld was a show about a man's slow descent into madness due to heroin addiction, I don't know what you were watching…

I know they give the history of the place, but I choose to believe it's named after the pitcher.

Little do you know that the Nazis win WW2 without mayonnaise, as it is what fueled the allied victory.

How did you manage to major in Mario Studies without getting 100% on Galaxy?! You got your B.S.M.S. at non-accredited university, didn't you?!

Well when you quit taking acid during your playthrough, things are going to seem more boring.

So it's like Colbert as he's always been then?

I don't understand how those shows exist.

I don't know if I'm ready for that. Colbert did right-wing talking head parody so well, I don't think it can truly be replicated.

Does this mean we're finally getting a Muddy the Mudskipper show?!??!!

I thought the ending where Guy Pearce shows up and shoots everyone to be telegraphed and also weird and unbecoming of him. Especially since he was just playing "Guy Pearce" in the film.

Uh… By learning the past the newest generation of Germans are doomed to repeat it! What a twist! Forgetting everything was truly the most sensible option all along.

I disagree, their loose interpretation of "pizza" is delicious*.

Hey California has a lot of different food contributions, I'm from AZ, all we're famous for is… Chimichangas and Mexican food? Granted, it is very delicious.