Wait so if I put something in the oven, it's barbecue?

Well I mean the best part of that line is "where did the rest of the country go wrong?"

The semen joke thread is up above!

The FBI and Chris Hansen are on their way!

It's like Seinfeld, it's a film about nothing!

Oh it's an experiment, does the MST3K crew show up and make fun of the movie? Cause that could be entertaining.

Fun Fact: the entire rescue ranger crew was conceived and written up during intermittent breaks of a coke-fueled orgy the creators had with a Chippendale's dancer they had taken home with them that night.

Legal medical marijuana? Or Legal marijuana or medical marijuana?

You can at least type out the lyrics to get it stuck in people's heads.

King Cobra is not the sequal to Cobra? What was Sly doing in it then?

Donald Trump was alive in 2014. False: Donald Trump has never truly been alive. Something that has congealed over a long period of time is not really living.

Kevin James. But actually funny. So not Kevin James.

"Alpha nerd?"

You should finish taking them, you know your doctor fills out these scripts for a given time frame and expects you to finish them, who knows what sort of… pain… based… bacteria, will uh… somehow, fuck…. Anyways, just do your drugs!

Orange County

Jon Snow's John Snow, for when you want to festively decorate your toilet in toilet paper shavings.

Well I haven't seen you make a guess yet, Fluttershy. You must hate the show.

You get confirmed when you're 7? I had to go through a bunch of weird nonsense in High School to get confirmed.

*Weird upbeat music starts playing during the credits, weird mysterious man enters screen, movie ends.*

I like it. He's not shooting for the moon, he has a reasonable request and expectation.
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