"I love the layout, but can this room hold 7 million gallons of water?"

I can't wait to see what utter garbage movie is produced next by Fox for them to maintain the rights. Maybe they can reboot it again and this time Dr. Doom's origin is that he was birthed from a garbage can getting struck by lightning while a hobo was sleeping in it and Galactus will be a swarm of bees.

He actually says "ats' a spicy meat-a-ball!" as Thanos has warped reality and Hawkeye is now an Italian stereotype.

He shoots the burger at the thrown moon to stop it.

I just got home like 10 minutes go from a business trip where Delta/Air Canada lost my bag. Good times, fucking good times.

Digital BJs at point B.

I love you Whovian. Stay strong my friend, #StrongForWhovian.

Okay, but since it would most likely cost me my job to just sit here waiting to find out, can you let me crash on your couch>

I'm pretty sure their hearts would have exploded

No, no I'm not going to dignify this with a response because it would indicate that perhaps I went extremely overboard. -OP

We should eat him. We should eat everyone.

Half of his words have nothing to do with the previous words, making them not even sentences

You think your commodore 64 is really neat-o, what kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?

Oh. My. God…. TRAMAPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE!

Yes it totally does, never give up the good fight.

It's all about the tits you don't see.

Everything is based on Shakespeare. And all Shakespeare is based on the Bible. And all of the Bible is based on monkeys throwing feces at each other back in the day.

"Twilight" and then "Zone"

You don't. You don't like any of these movies, all that was going through your head was "I love Shrek. Fuck yes, here comes Shrek."

"…an unspeakable tragedy." The man lost his tongue?