That tattoo on her hand says "it's all for you Alien Jesus"

Yeah, well I had to fight the Wikipedia Daemon of Knowledge to figure out this minor fact. I almost got derezzed.

The muscles are apparently called the hypothenar muscles?

Cool. Anyways, does anyone see the sponsored article "I'm sorry's Andrea Savage blah blah" article and without fully reading it think that it looks like they're apologizing that Andrea Savage is answering your questions?

I just call myself a barbarian being almost exclusively Germanic and Celtic in heritage.

Where's reposted trekipedia when you need him?

I've already amassed a large militia, and we're awaiting the go ahead from the supreme general to smash down Hasbro's gates and seize control. This is it, this is what the 2nd amendment was created for. Wish us luck.

I was going to make a witty comment or something but my phone autocorrected something to this: brraaaiinnns

I've been re-routed through various cities and terminals all day! I'm finally doing it you guys, the great American road trip only as seen through America's terrible terrible airports!

You should've handed your child over to that other person and responded: "you clearly have a grasp on this, you are in charge now; goodbye my child this is your new parent."

Did you call him a "snowflake" to try and elucidate the irony of him telling people to not hurt his feelings?

Sometimes the disciples took unnecessary notes?

Oh it most definitely is, I also use "mute" as a derogatory insult as well.

What if it was just a penis with nostrils, but not on your face?

I started saying "lame" instead and it's kind of stuck.

You got that right, dicknose!

This isn't the spec script for the hyper-violent Santa Claus-Werewolf mashup action-horror show I sent TNT. You burned me Ted, ya burned me!

Quincy has always been a fussy man, won't eat his Captain Crunch, won't eat his Raisin Bran

Yeah? Well Quincy Jones owes me $30 billion. For what? Who cares, just give me my money, Quincy!

Who the fuck would ever believe anyone would have legitimate pro-Comcast comments, that's a dead giveaway right there.