Are we listing David Brook's friends again?

The fact that I will make passionate love to it, but that it can never truly love me back

I wouldn't really say Rick and Morty's humor comes from violence

This show doesn't actually exist, neither does this website or HBO!

Maybe it's an attempt to start a pun thread? Uh… I did not sphincter the review was in poor taste.

"It's impossible for the opposing team to ever score if you just keep moving the goal posts!" -Their life motto

I look forward to our Russian overlords' takeover, complete with a statue of Donald Trump licking Putin's boots with the phrase "No Puppet, no puppet. You're the puppet! -Comrade Trump" emblazoned below.

That rock outcropping on the right in the header photo looks sightly greener, climate change is clearly FAKE NEWS! Invented by China to take away industry jobs from real Muricans' by moving them there, despite the rampant growth of employment opportunities in the green-energy sec- I can't do this, what a bunch of…

Cocaine and heroin grow in the ground too, and various poisons.

Nicaraguans?!

That's only because the citizens are too high to get up and cause the chaos and destruction they clearly desperately crave.

They're called "t-shirts" because the British used to change in to them to drink their tea, dude. I mean, obviously.

They only care that they're born. Once they're physically outside the womb, they can fend for themselves, you know, like some amphibians, insects, reptiles, or fish.

I take prescription drugs intentionally designed to alter my brain chemistry on a daily basis and have for about 25 years.

Nah man, in this story the man ate his own face!

Oh boy, Jazz Festival! If you remember it, you weren't there, man.

She does, read my comments above

It does, she gains various super powers as she unlocks "higher levels" of anorexia, it's all in bad taste.

You ate her?

Did he post on your Facebook wall too?