Maybe we shouldn't have a shitty two-party system then? Just a crazy thought

Chunky-style

It's like a chicken and egg type scenario we're running into here

🎶And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon…🎶

Nah you can still blame Hannity for influencing voters more

Not really, no.

If they respond with anything other than vanilla you can tell them they're sullying the purity of Aryan ice cream.

Why do people who aren't like you hate America so much? Is it because they're really the intolerant ones?

Does it? Do they have a r/AskANonTrumpSupporter forum as well?

"So did you guys all check out that sex tape like Trump wanted before you voted for him? What did you think?"

This is the weirdest bot yet

"Oh no, his car turned into a Sedan and crashed and exploded!”"

I thought it ended with an alternate timeline being setup, where the apes and humans lived in peace.

They'd be more expensive, you don't have to feed, clean, raise, train, or do anything with a robot. It doesn't make any sense.

They wore their baseball caps on their butts

I think the movie should've ended with the scene shot from the perspective of the "Gorilla COPS" show

You don't think the part where they say "Welcome… To the planet of the apes!" and John Williams' score kicks in was memorable?

I like how they apparently immediately decide that a replacement for dogs and cats is fucking apes instead of going for something more reasonable like foxes or raccoons or whatever.

He's always secretly been a mutant-hater, he's upset they got their powers naturally instead of some weird sci-fi accident.

What's disconcerting about someone just constantly chanting the names of films seemingly for no purpose?