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Just casually and off-handedly agree with them, and then mention how you're waiting for Darth Vader to finally show up in the Justice League movies along with Harry Potter. See what you can get away with until they say "no, that won't happen." Then call them out for mixing DC and Marvel properties.

The dictionary is fake news, haven't you heard?

"How can I make it so people who are eating around me want to vomit, simply by watching me consume the same food as them?"

Also, you'd be a fool to think a mere explosion could ever kill Deathstroke. A FOOL!

Who here has never dated a cop? It's the universal condition.

I was about to say, this can't possibly be a screenshot from the show right? It's just a couple dudes doing cheap cosplay in their backyard.

What… that's crazy, now who wants to invite me over and offer me alcohol? C'mon I have quotas to meet, I mean, I'm uh just looking to party.

Well if it wasn't for the fact that I actually use hair product and groom it, I'd definitely be there (I know I look the part at the gym for sure). As is, my hair is soft and luxurious.

That's no way to speak of your various future husbands.

Can I post a Scanners-style gif with Don Jr, or would that just be inciting the radical and hyper-violent left to use their psychic powers to harm people?

I actually have the poster of Mr. Welles' when he won Mr. Olympia in 1981.

That film is especially poignant after the election as it seems that the GOP is trying to model society off of it.

I liked his crocodile alien short film

Yeah sure, plays God…

I'm a 13 year-old girl. I assume everyone else is here as well.

Even more accurate headline, "Nolan was unaware that Dunkirk was an actual event that took place before drafting a script for his film of the same name."

I'm 4000 years old, I'm just learning about this Jesus fellow everyone was talking about.

Sort of an Orson Welles' type of casting? Although I will argue that he gave a fine performance as Unicron regardless of how silly he thought the whole premise was.

Huey Lewis told me it was hip to be square, and he's never led me wrong yet.

He also doesn't own any One Direction Mementos. He doesn't think there's any Prestige in owning them