Non-existent

NO, I refuse to believe someone came up with this before me, you obviously have a time machine you put to very little use

I'm guessing Nolan wanted to cast Harry Styles, dead or alive.

Which is weird given that this is a fucking pop culture site.

Hairy styles are hip, modern, and drive the ladies crazy. Take it from me, I haven't shaven or gotten my haircut in over 10 months and I've been on a total of zero dates!

Less serious talk, would that Taiwanese-style animation they use for the news also be a viable option?

When Batman sings he attracts rats, bats, and cockroaches. Still works, though.

I want cardboard cutout, old school South Park-style animation.

Yup, DC animated universe is vastly superior to their cinematic universe, don't know how they haven't tried to rope in some of the people working in that medium into constructing their live-action movies.

Yup, we strap the astronauts onto my back and I climb whatever the nearest talk structure is and jump as high as I can. We're 0-765 at successful launches, but I only charge $5 an attempt.

Yes, GMO food will eventually be necessary and much, much cheaper.

I wanna see a space elevator, dammit, get your asses in gear, material scientists!

I don't know I put some rocket propellant in my car once and all it did was explode and set a school, a municipal building, several apartments, and a dozen businesses on fire.

Congress is currently trying to pass something that would create a new "Space Corps" within the purview of the Air Force (like how the Marines are technically part of the Navy). They're arguing we'll fall behind China and Russia with their legions and legions of space fighting troops! You know the ones that are all…

Can we teach ants to sort them?

"So you can just take a sharp left in space?"

You should read some of the insane shit DARPA gets funding to do. We have no competitors in sheer military spending, so why not?

I refuse to watch a show that uses an i prefix to denote some sort of modern or current relevance, purely out of staunch principle.

You know, the dimension where you're always misspelling web domains

Castlevania: Four fucking episodes?! FOUR?! It was just starting to get good, yeah no shit it got renewed for a second season, because the first one was literally just the prologue. How long do I have to wait?