Well Batman is practically omnipotent, so he fits right in there with the whole God thing.

Or that it exists only in theory at this point

They could have just made Face/Off 2! Those idiots!

My dick consists of only dark matter

It can be two things, "ow my wrist! Ow my eye!"

But B.o.B. one of your songs is called "Don't Let Me Fall," how can one fall if gravity doesn't exist. EXPLAIN.

"Precious snowflakes too sensitive to get blood on their hands for the great white purification!" -Future (or probably current) Breitbart commenter

I once had a dude complain about our software by joking that what he wanted out of it wasn't like getting Hillary's emails (insinuating that was impossible).

I saw a conservative blog post about how Budweiser's new veteran-themed commercial was a far cry from the left-wing pro-Immigrant commercial they had in the Super Bowl. Because you know, supporting veterans is a purely partisan endeavor.

Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?

As long as we still have Angeles and York, we'll be okay.

I'm a fan of their string-quartet tribute band, HAIMstring.

I mean what is "this?" It looks like a crude attempt at actual English, but it's almost impossible to parse out. Oh God, oh God no… Is this how your average younger person writes things nowadays?

You misunderstood him, you see how it's all one sentence? He's saying Trump is also corrupt and biased, but perhaps maybe he isn't. Either way it should be obvious by now.

Come back! Can you please post in the other Trump articles that will surely crop up today (Friday)? I like playing with almost realistic AI's that respond to input, but don't really offer any cogent insight.

Shame she's gone, would have loved to see her rambling response to this.

Glad you made sure to put those apostrophes in "Y'all" but failed to use grammar anywhere else, because that's definitely the hardest part to parse out of your comment.

I can't name a single French comedian. Also, I don't think the intended audience for this movie is the French.

That depends, do they mean 80's Stevie Nicks? Because I love me some I Can't Wait, Stand Back, and Edge of Seventeen.

"…but they can't listen to it until nuclear holocaust wipes out their town."